A Woman's Guide to What a Man is Really Saying:

[Angeleyes]

I'M HUNGRY = I'm hungry.

I'M SLEEPY = I'm sleepy.

I'M TIRED = I'm tired.

I'VE GOT TO PEE = Get out of the way.

I'VE GOT TO GO = Get out of the way and stay away until it clears.

CAN I CALL YOU SOMETIME? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

DO YOU WANT TO GO TO A MOVIE? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

CAN I TAKE YOU OUT TO DINNER? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

CAN I GET YOUR COAT? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

LET ME GET YOUR DOOR = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

MAY I HAVE THIS DANCE? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you.

YOU LOOK TENSE, LET ME GIVE YOU A MASSAGE = I want to fondle you.

WHAT'S WRONG? = I don't see why you're making such a big deal out of this.

WHAT'S WRONG? = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now?

WHAT'S WRONG? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question.

I'M BORED = Do you want to have sex?

I LOVE YOU = Let's have sex now!

I LOVE YOU TOO = OK, I said it. We'd better have sex now!

GOOD MORNING = That was great sex. Let's have more!

SEE YOU LATER = That was great sex. Let's do it again sometime!

[Kaisharga]

*scrutinizes carefully*

Yep, looks about accurate to me! :agree:

--Kaisharga :nod: :flippy:

[Angeleyes]

:cheer: Boy am I glad you’re back I couldn’t hold the fort much longer ………where have you been (more to the point - where's AF? :p

Cya around Kai:flippy:

[Chance]

That is so great! Best laugh I've had in awhile! Thanks! :)

[AngelfireDragon]

*jerks awake*


Wha- huh? Did someone say my name?