Nine Types Of Boyfriends

[Angeleyes]

Joe Sensitive - "After I washt the dishes, let's cuddle, OK?"
 Also Known as: Mr. Nice Guy, Family man, Honey, Darling, Soft-boiled egg Snugglepup.
 Advantages: Well-behaved; irons own shirts
 Disadvantages: Irritatingly compassionate, wimpy

Old Man Grumpus - "People are stupid. The world can go to hell. Let's stay home and watch T.V."
 Also Known as: Grumbles, Sour puss, Stick-in-the-mud, Old Fogey, Slow Mover, Jerk
 Advantages: Stays put; predictable
 Disadvantages: Royal pain in the ass

Flinchy - "I--I'm sorry for whatever it was I did."
 Also Known as: Trembly, Creampuff, Hey you
 Advantages: Jumps enterainingly when startled
 Disadvantages: Easily spooked; surrenders without a struggle

Bigfoot - "Shut yet trap, I'm thinkin'."
 Also Known as: Chunk-style, Lummox, Ignoramus, Galoot, the Hulk, Big 'n' Dumb
 Advantages: Can tote bales; is easily fooled
 Disadvantages: Can break you in half, sweats like a pig

Lazybones - "Zzzzzz"
 Also Known as: Lucky Dog, Parasite, Bum, Sponge, Snoozebucket, Drug Addict
 Advantages: Well rested; easy target
 Disadvantages: Unlikely to fulfull your dreams

The Sneak - "Who, me?"
 Also Known as: Love Pirate, Snake, Rat, Slime, G-D Son of a Bitch
 Advantages: May feel pangs of guilt
 Disadvantages: May be having the time of his life

Ace of Hearts - "After I wash the dishes let's make love like crazed weasels, ok?"
 Also Known as: The Sizzler, Handyman, Dreamboat, Casanova, Monster
 Advantages: Perpetually aroused
 Disadvantages: Perpetually aroused

The Dreamer - "Someday I'm going to be rich and famous. I don't know how, but--"
 Also Known as: Struggling artist, Philosopher, Buffoon, Bag of Wind, Fool
 Advantages: Tells good stories
 Disadvantages: Will turn into "Old Man Grumpus"

Mr. Right - "While the servants wash the dishes, let's make love like crazed weasels in my new yacht, ok?"
 Also Known as: Mr. Perfect, Jim Dandy
 Advantages: Answer to a woman's prayer
 Disadvantages: Hunted to extinction

[jidk]

Hey!!!!

Where did you get all these terms and expressions. Some of them I definitely aggree with.

My favorite position happens on the weekends.

I enjoy laying on my back in a hammick with a beer in my hand watching the grass grow.

Don't care if the grass ever gets cut. The taller it gets the slower it grows. Just waiting for winter to come alone so I can move inside to the sofa. Getting the summertime blues all over.

So much sports to watch.

Who cares about the grass anyway. It's not going to grow in the winter.:bawling: :bawling: :bawling: :eek2: :eek2: :) ;)