How Dogs & Men Are The Same

[Angeleyes]

1. Both take up too much space on the bed.

2. Both have irrational fears about vacuum cleaning.

3. Both are threatened by their own kind.

4. Both like to chew wood.

5. Both mark their territory.

6. Both are bad at asking you questions.

7. Neither tells you what's bothering them.

8. Both tend to smell riper with age.

9. The smaller ones tend to be more nervous.

10. Neither does any dishes.

11. Neither of them notice when you get your hair cut.

12. Both like dominance games.

13. Both are suspicious of the postman.

14. Neither knows how to talk on the telephone.

15. Neither understands what you see in cats.

[artifact]

Speaking as a man, I'm quite happy being compared to a dog after all they are mans best friend.

They do what you want, when you want, you can take them down the pub and ignore them, they don't care who you talk to or what your talking about, they're always happy to see you no matter when you come in or when.

The best thing about being a dog is you can get laid as many times as you can manage, whenever the mood takes you, you don't have to say please or thank you all it requires is a quick sniff... :p

...even better they don't like cats. :kitty2:

[artifact]

sorry posted it twice, get the hang of these infernal contraptions one day!

[Travolta]

"Both are suspicious of the postman. " hahaha


16. Both like to lick... :agree:

17. Both like to mount. :nod:

[AngelfireDragon]

18. Both want to know when's dinner.

19.Both stare stupidlt at you when you say "No!"

20.Stare mindlessly at you.

21. Are underfoot in the kitchen without being helpful.


hmmm. out of ideas. post more later.

[Kaisharga]

Both just want to be pet once in a while...

--Kaisharga, who's feeling kind of down as of late