Why Nagging a Man Doesn't Work

[Angeleyes]

What a woman says:
'This place is a mess! C'mon,
You and I need to clean up,
Your stuff is lying on the floor
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!'

What a man hears:
blah, blah, blah, blah, C'MON
blah, blah, blah, blah, YOU AND I
blah, blah, blah, blah, ON THE FLOOR
blah, blah, blah, blah, NO CLOTHES
blah, blah, blah, blah, RIGHT NOW
:lol:

[katty]

:D :D That's really funny.

[Tyler]

What a woman says:
'This place is a mess! C'mon,
You, I need to clean up,
Your food is still on the kitchen table
Keep the bottles of WhipCream and Honey.
and you'll have no clothes to wear,
if we don't do laundry right now!'
Don't just watch the TV all night long.

[Angeleyes]

YOU’VE made this place a mess
YOU need to clean if up - else YOU’LL get no food
And YOU’LL have no clean clothes to wear - If YOU don’t do the laundry right now
And if YOUR’RE gonna watch TV all night
YOU’LL definitely get NO SEX! :lol:

(Katty glad you liked the thread!) :D

[Kaisharga]

....huh? What? I heard 'sex'...

--Kaisharga :flippy:

[Tyler]

yah, me too...and it's sex in UPPER CAPS..kekeke

[katty]

:lol: Boy oh boy... this time i think that man will surely keep his room/home as neat and tidy. Sex - a good threat. :D

[Angeleyes]

Well you’ve gotta hit um where it hurts (excuse the pun!);) :lol:

Mention the word SEX (or NO SEX) - and you'll soon have um eating out of the palm of your hand within no time:D

*Now Tyler take a couple of deep breaths - I don't want you getting too excited cos I mentioned the "S" word twice and in upper caps as well* :lol: