katty
10-29-2001, 01:43 PM
A friend forwarded this to me, and i thought it is really funny. Share it will all of you and have a good laugh. :lol:
Men are like - FLOOR TILES
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like - BANK ACCOUNTS
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like - BLENDERS
You need one, but you are not quite sure why.
Men are like - CHOCOLATE BARS
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like - COFFEE
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like - COMMERCIALS
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like - COMPUTERS
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like - ESKYS
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like - COPIERS
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like - CURLING IRONS
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.
Men are like - GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature.
Men are like - HIGH HEELS
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like - HOROSCOPES
They always tell you what to do are usually wrong.
Men are like - LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at, but not all that bright!
Men are like - MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like - PARKING SPOTS
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like - POPCORN
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like - PLACE MATS
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like - SNOW STORMS
You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long they will last.
Men are like - USED CARS
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like - ATM's
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like - BANANAS
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like - NEWBORN BABIES
They are cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like - CRYSTAL
Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like - DRY CLEANING
Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like - LAXATIVES
They irritate the shit out of you.
Men are like - FLOOR TILES
If you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them for years!
Men are like - BANK ACCOUNTS
Without a lot of money, they don't generate much interest.
Men are like - BLENDERS
You need one, but you are not quite sure why.
Men are like - CHOCOLATE BARS
Sweet, smooth, and they usually head right for your hips.
Men are like - COFFEE
The best ones are rich, warm, and can keep you up all night long.
Men are like - COMMERCIALS
You can't believe a word they say.
Men are like - COMPUTERS
Hard to figure out and never have enough memory.
Men are like - ESKYS
Load them with beer and you can take them anywhere.
Men are like - COPIERS
You need them for reproduction, but that's about it.
Men are like - CURLING IRONS
They are always hot, and they are always in your hair.
Men are like - GOVERNMENT BONDS
They take so long to mature.
Men are like - HIGH HEELS
They are easy to walk on once you get the hang of it.
Men are like - HOROSCOPES
They always tell you what to do are usually wrong.
Men are like - LAVA LAMPS
Fun to look at, but not all that bright!
Men are like - MASCARA
They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
Men are like - PARKING SPOTS
The good ones are already taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
Men are like - POPCORN
They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
Men are like - PLACE MATS
They only show up when there's food on the table.
Men are like - SNOW STORMS
You never know when they are coming, how many inches you will get or how long they will last.
Men are like - USED CARS
Both are easy to get, cheap, and unreliable.
Men are like - ATM's
Once they withdraw they lose interest.
Men are like - BANANAS
The older they get, the less firm they are.
Men are like - NEWBORN BABIES
They are cute at first, but you get tired of cleaning up their crap.
Men are like - CRYSTAL
Some look really good, but you can still see right through them.
Men are like - DRY CLEANING
Most work fast and leave no ring.
Men are like - LAXATIVES
They irritate the shit out of you.