umbrellamouth gulper eel.

[iain]

its quite odd this, but i was having a bath and out of the tap poped a umbrellamouth gulper eel,now so i hear you say thay only live at 4000m in the sea,thats what i thought,can you help me? as its eating all my food,and just looks at the tv all day.:confused:his name is eurypharynx pelecanoides,think hes greek?

[Tyler]

? :looko:

[Kaisharga]

I nominate we have a Silly forum specifically for me, Iain, AE, AngelfireDragon, and soullus to just have it out, hehe.

--Kaisharga

[iain]

yeah sounds good!!!! but my eel? help me kaisharga:D

[Angeleyes]

Well Kai......got to agree with you for once...........sounds like a good idea!;) (Think Iain could do with a bit of restraint though - he’s forgotten to take his medication again and the withdrawal is making him hallucinate - hence the eel:) .)

*Now where did I put that straight-jacket......*
(eh Angelfire just had a great :idea:, you could use a straight-jacket in one of your "sessions" with you bf to replace the sexy undergarments – might prove very interesting):lol::D

[Kaisharga]

ACK! Don't tell her that! She'll get.....ideas.....*scary gesture*

--Kaisharga

[Angeleyes]

Kai don’t be a spoilsport!:p

Eh you’d better watch out……..Angelfire might want to practice her “tying-up” techniques out on you first, before transferring these acquired skills on to her bf.;) :eyebrow::flippy:

Afer all you are her friend – and “true” friends are supposed to do …..”anything”……. for one another.:D :lol:

[AngelfireDragon]

hehehe 'true' friends is one way of putting it.

I think i need to use that straight jacket and ropes.

*gets out new shiny Domanamatrix costume*


Come, here Kai.
:devil:

[Kaisharga]

EEP! :eek:

--Kaisharga

[Angeleyes]

Oh…..I see….are you the gf?

Straight-jacket and ropes………hmmmm if you are the gf I can see why you would need ropes as well……..I’d imagine he’s a bit of a “wriggler” :D . Ropes should keep the little chap well and truly down for at least an hour or so - I would say.;)

Angel F - If you hold him down ………..I’ll gag him to keep him quiet (I’ve been wanting to do that for ages and ages – keep him quiet that is !:lol:

[AngelfireDragon]

Heehee! I like that idea. Sometimes he drives me nuts tooo! Mr.Arrogant :dodgy: know it all needs a kick in the pants. I don't know how many times i've been right about something where he acted like he knew more and made me feel bad and it turned out Mr. Know it all didn't know as much as he thinks. :rolleyes:

Maybe gagging him would help that problem.


If nothing else it would muffle his screams.:devil:



THen I could have all the fun I wanted.

[iain]

all this is good, but what am i gona do with my eel???:)

[Angeleyes]

You’re funny…..you’ve got a sense of humour very similar to my own.:D

Makes you feel bad eh (you’re nothing but a big bully Kai!:p )………… yes I can imagine he’s quite the connoisseur (I’ve got two work colleagues who are like that – think they know it all, but I always think you can learn things from anyone even if they are more humble than yourself)……as the saying goes “pride comes before a fall”. :)

In Kai’s case when he starts his ranting, stick your foot out……trip him up… and then bind and gag him. Put him in the corner until he looks like he’s turning a shade of blue. Then I think at this point it would be a good time to untie him – don’t you :lol: . Oh don’t forget to take a photograph for me so I can have a good laugh.;)

Iain’s eel:eek2: – Kai you were supposed to be helping him – poor thing. Now he's all in a tizz.

[Kaisharga]

Hey, I get condemned for ranting and being told to help somebody with their problem in the same post? Huh-uh. :p I ain't getting rid of Iain's eel until I get an apology, or a revision, or something. At least a promise not to strangle me. :D Sorry Iain. Guess you'll have to get real close with that eel, hehe. :lol:

((note: This message is actually funny if you imagine me saying it with a heavy sarcastic tone, which it was intended to have.))

--Kaisharga

[Angeleyes]

*Angeleyes looks up - flutters eyelashes but keep fingers crossed behind her back ……………………..*;)

I promise you won’t get strangled - honest .:D

There is that better (kiss kiss)? :p

[AngelfireDragon]

Get the eel an S&M girlfriend (or boyfriend?). That will probably keep it out of your hair.

[iain]

ive got two of them now? thay say thay have the right to stay under european law? what can i do?,there family are staying soon,ive got to sleep on the sofa.:confused:

[Angeleyes]

These eels Iain are they of the Parramatta kind? Cos if they are I’ll gladly take on this mission, but might need some assistance from AF.:)

I don't think I could cope with trying to oust the whole of the Australian rugby team from your house all by myself.:lol:

[AngelfireDragon]

Is there any limit on weaponry? I could bring my swords and a personal theromnuclear destruction device with a one ft blast radius.

[iain]

no limit,bring what you can! is mr bush bizzy? perhaps he could ask for a b52 to pop by.??:rolleyes:
its not nice but im gunna say it!! perhaps if i paint a BIG "RED CROSS"! on my roof, hes good at hiting them!:(

[Angeleyes]

Well I'm all kited up and ready when you are:)

[Morpheus]

hmmm.... you are making me hungry :vampire:

[iain]

well my eels have gone! but ive got a badger,thats now in my basement,hes got a hifi and plays soul 2 soul all day,and there is strange smoke coming out from under the door? what can i do??:confused:

[Kaisharga]

hire him for a recording contract with a high-profile record label :lol:

--Kaisharga, the CheeseMaster

[iain]

rrrrrrrrr your a star!!!:)