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LeBlueBoy
10-12-2001, 11:07 AM
That's the mindset that the nuns beat into me at a devilish age, and those Parochial lessons in self-depreciation are hard ones to shake. However, the most important lessons that I took from a Catholic elementary and jr high educational system were these:

1. Girls NEVER EVER think about sex!
2. Girls are REPULSED by anything remotely related to sex.
3. Girls are REPULSED by people who even think about anything remotely related to sex, and
4. Girls can READ YOUR MIND.

When I entered the public school system in high school, I still adhered to those four basic doctrines of faith in interacting with women (which meant I did everything short of wearing a huge sign with the words "UNCLEAN"). Realizing that any decent God-fearing woman could not help but LOATHE and DESPISE me, I resigned myself to only talk to heathen high school girls with bad reputations.

And that, my friends, has made all the difference.:devil:

Ares
10-12-2001, 11:29 AM
Now, that's an unique introduction.

Welcome LeBlueBoy!

babymother
10-12-2001, 12:09 PM
whats up LBB Welcome I like your 1-4 about girls but the only # i agree with is #4.:)

Kaisharga
10-12-2001, 03:20 PM
Ha! How's that for turning the table on the intentions of those crazy extremist nuns ;)

--Kaisharga, who finds that very amusing