Angeleyes
10-08-2001, 06:24 PM
Aaron dependable and talented
Allen preppy
Alex likes pornography and is hot in a skater kind of way
Andy everyone knows Andy
Ben the smart, silent type
Bill the one everyone chases but no one gets to keep
Bob universal name that means nothing
Brad tries to hard and usually never measures up
Brandon dark-haired players
Brett shy and clumsy
Brian usually has one good feature that is hard to find
Caleb never grows up
Carter rich, power-hungry snobs
Chad hot and quiet, very interesting when you get inside
Charlie walking sex
Chris undefined and should remain so
Chuck wears his heart on his sleeve
Corey egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks
Craig a little misguided
Dan thick-headed
Dave impossible to deal with and impossible to get over
Dennis desperate flirt
Devon destined for trouble
Doug the nice guy that repulses you
Ed the best pal
Eddie fast
Elliot cute but irresponsible
Eric forgettable
Ethan- stinky
Frank (and Tony) Italian stallions
Fred probably belonged to chess club as a child, and may still belong to a chess club
Frederick snotty
Gary gross with Nazi tendencies
George mild-mannered with a weight problem
Glen either short or intelligent, but not both
Greg bizarre
Initial-name guys are always cool
Jake insecure and slightly repulsive
James egotistical
Jamie shy and cuddly
Jared thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread
Jason fun-loving and handsome
Jeff cuddly and adorable
Jerry slimy
Jeremy a tad fruity
Jim macho and reliable
Jimmy sweet and sexy
Joe thoughtful awkward shy-guys on first dates
Joel frustrated and tend to hang out with Nelsons
John it is hard to stand out if a mans name is John
Josh romantic but a back-stabber
Justin will mess with your mind
Kevin has swanky hair
Keith built but dry an annoying much like dating a broom
Ken they just never measure up
Kory egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks
Kyle a horny toad
Kurt there is always something wrong with a Kurt
Leonard usually an avid bug-collector
Lester molester
Lonnie nasty
Luke dreamer
Marcus player
Mark touchy and often moody
Martin strange sense of humor
Matt queer whether one t or two
Mike rascally, troublesome guys who are nice deep down inside
Nate cocky for a reason
Nelson usually home-schooled and sheltered
Nick a jerk who is immature and only wants a woman for her body
Owen come from a large family and likes to drive fast
Patrick incredibly sexy
Paul male pattern baldness victim
Peter stalker
Phil cute and sensitive but a little on the geeky side
Philip more geeky than a Phil but more sensitive
Ray players who are majorly hot
Randy facial hair problems and pyromaniac tendencies
Richard (Dick) nothing more to say
Rickie very sensitive, cute and charming
Rob sleazy and make women feel cheap
Robin tormented soul
Rod perverted
Ron likes to eat pasta and usually has bad hair
Roy childish
Ryan never feels appreciated
Sam only in it for the sex
Scott hormonal and usually bad news
Shawn (Sean) seemingly arrogant but sweet one-on-one
Shane shady
Steve goes to extremes
Steven always gay
Theo (Theodore) always makes you smile
Terry dependable and friendly
Tim reliable but emotionally needy
Timothy likes to be mommied
Todd sweet, sporty guy
Tom nerdy but poetic and has an inner something
Tommy way to possessive and needs to get a life
Travis dumb jock
Tyler genetically small
Vance good conversationalist
Wesley romantic
William fat
Zack good looking but aloof
Allen preppy
Alex likes pornography and is hot in a skater kind of way
Andy everyone knows Andy
Ben the smart, silent type
Bill the one everyone chases but no one gets to keep
Bob universal name that means nothing
Brad tries to hard and usually never measures up
Brandon dark-haired players
Brett shy and clumsy
Brian usually has one good feature that is hard to find
Caleb never grows up
Carter rich, power-hungry snobs
Chad hot and quiet, very interesting when you get inside
Charlie walking sex
Chris undefined and should remain so
Chuck wears his heart on his sleeve
Corey egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks
Craig a little misguided
Dan thick-headed
Dave impossible to deal with and impossible to get over
Dennis desperate flirt
Devon destined for trouble
Doug the nice guy that repulses you
Ed the best pal
Eddie fast
Elliot cute but irresponsible
Eric forgettable
Ethan- stinky
Frank (and Tony) Italian stallions
Fred probably belonged to chess club as a child, and may still belong to a chess club
Frederick snotty
Gary gross with Nazi tendencies
George mild-mannered with a weight problem
Glen either short or intelligent, but not both
Greg bizarre
Initial-name guys are always cool
Jake insecure and slightly repulsive
James egotistical
Jamie shy and cuddly
Jared thinks he is the best thing since sliced bread
Jason fun-loving and handsome
Jeff cuddly and adorable
Jerry slimy
Jeremy a tad fruity
Jim macho and reliable
Jimmy sweet and sexy
Joe thoughtful awkward shy-guys on first dates
Joel frustrated and tend to hang out with Nelsons
John it is hard to stand out if a mans name is John
Josh romantic but a back-stabber
Justin will mess with your mind
Kevin has swanky hair
Keith built but dry an annoying much like dating a broom
Ken they just never measure up
Kory egotistical, pleasure-driven jerks
Kyle a horny toad
Kurt there is always something wrong with a Kurt
Leonard usually an avid bug-collector
Lester molester
Lonnie nasty
Luke dreamer
Marcus player
Mark touchy and often moody
Martin strange sense of humor
Matt queer whether one t or two
Mike rascally, troublesome guys who are nice deep down inside
Nate cocky for a reason
Nelson usually home-schooled and sheltered
Nick a jerk who is immature and only wants a woman for her body
Owen come from a large family and likes to drive fast
Patrick incredibly sexy
Paul male pattern baldness victim
Peter stalker
Phil cute and sensitive but a little on the geeky side
Philip more geeky than a Phil but more sensitive
Ray players who are majorly hot
Randy facial hair problems and pyromaniac tendencies
Richard (Dick) nothing more to say
Rickie very sensitive, cute and charming
Rob sleazy and make women feel cheap
Robin tormented soul
Rod perverted
Ron likes to eat pasta and usually has bad hair
Roy childish
Ryan never feels appreciated
Sam only in it for the sex
Scott hormonal and usually bad news
Shawn (Sean) seemingly arrogant but sweet one-on-one
Shane shady
Steve goes to extremes
Steven always gay
Theo (Theodore) always makes you smile
Terry dependable and friendly
Tim reliable but emotionally needy
Timothy likes to be mommied
Todd sweet, sporty guy
Tom nerdy but poetic and has an inner something
Tommy way to possessive and needs to get a life
Travis dumb jock
Tyler genetically small
Vance good conversationalist
Wesley romantic
William fat
Zack good looking but aloof