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Angeleyes
10-08-2001, 06:18 PM
Striped Sheets

This is a get-it-right guy. He is reliable but he’s better at taking orders than taking the initiative. Spell out exactly what you want and he will carry out your orders to the letter. But don’t expect any romantic surprises.

White Sheets

He may have a hang up for getting down and dirty – can you say missionary position? His stilted and up-tight ways may mean he will scrutinize everything you do in and out of bed. He is a neat freak and no matter how neat you are – you will never be as neat as him.

Solid, intense colors

He’s a sucker for sensuality and not afraid to make a bold move – like calling in sick to work and camping out under the covers for a day of lovin’. He needs a woman who shares his amorous appetite.

Lots of different colors – animal prints, crazy patterns and colors

His libido is a bit too hot. He needs a lot of stimulation and may not be content with just one woman. If you are looking for a commitment, this may not be the guy.

Plaid

This is good and bad, he is a bit square so if you have a wild side he will not be interested. Then again, he is probably really good at doing the laundry.

Pastel

Bring him coffee in bed, cook him special meals and be like a mother to him and he is yours. If you expect him to wait on you – move along, there is nothing for you to see in this relationship.

Guys is this true?

Kaisharga
10-08-2001, 06:58 PM
It fits me pretty damn well :D

And no, i'm not saying which I am ;)

--Kaisharga :flippy:

Angeleyes
10-09-2001, 01:31 PM
Don't be bashful:blush:

Pretend there's no one here but you and me:) and I won't tell a soul hehehe.:D

Kaisharga
10-09-2001, 02:59 PM
Oh, I'm sure you can figure it out :bounce:

--Kaisharga

Angeleyes
10-09-2001, 03:21 PM
Your nothing but a tease!...........:p

*on goes Doctor Angeleyes's white coat and stethoscope*

Now lets see............

Yes lets eliminate that one.............that one...............that one, that one, definitely that one and oh yes and that one.......

"Having done a psychological analysis of your profile Big K I have come to the conclusion you are: It's got to be Solid, intense colours person . :eek2: :lol:

Am I right? :D

iain
10-26-2001, 01:48 PM
i dont have sheets? angeleyes, whats this mean?
i like to be able to slip in and out with out any fuss.

of the bed!! god you have a dirty mind!!:devil:

Angeleyes
10-26-2001, 02:57 PM
It means.................you're not very wealthy:lol:

iain
10-26-2001, 03:38 PM
me man,you woman:p

Angeleyes
10-26-2001, 04:08 PM
:looko: You “little boy” – Me woman! :bubbly:

iain
10-26-2001, 04:26 PM
look foxylips i could teach you a thing or two!!:nod:
r u up for a :lman:

Angeleyes
10-26-2001, 09:35 PM
You…teach me……..a thing….or………two…….hhmmmmmmm.:r olleyes:

Let caste everyone’s mind back to your romancing tecniques……how did it go………a pint……..bed……..kick her out of bed…….then sleep…….I think you’re the one who could do with the lessons – don’t you!

Oh twosomes – not into those I’m afraid – I like a man all to myself – cos I’m greedy!
:D