Aki Ross
05-12-2001, 10:51 AM
If there's anything in the world
That I would like to be
It's Shirley Bassey's microphone
So she could sing to me
I know she sings to everyone
When they come to hear her
But front row seats costs fifteen quid
And I would be much nearer.
Another thing that strikes me
About being up that close
Is that I could smell her perfume
And see right up her nose
I know microphones get dribbled on
But so what, what the hell?
It's a perk of the job when it's Shirley's gob
And I'd get in free as well!
by MR BEAN (7-9 June 1993)
from Mr Bean's Diary, the best-selling book of Mr Bean's year-long exploits, compiled by Robin Driscoll and Rowan Atkinson.
That I would like to be
It's Shirley Bassey's microphone
So she could sing to me
I know she sings to everyone
When they come to hear her
But front row seats costs fifteen quid
And I would be much nearer.
Another thing that strikes me
About being up that close
Is that I could smell her perfume
And see right up her nose
I know microphones get dribbled on
But so what, what the hell?
It's a perk of the job when it's Shirley's gob
And I'd get in free as well!
by MR BEAN (7-9 June 1993)
from Mr Bean's Diary, the best-selling book of Mr Bean's year-long exploits, compiled by Robin Driscoll and Rowan Atkinson.