Wierdest flirting stories?

[beltfed]

:idea: I think thats something worth talking about

[Aprilsky]

I told this guy I met that I was a news anchor for the news station in my city, which was completely untrue but he didn't even live in Texas. I knew I was never gonna see him again so I thought I would make it interesting. Don't worry I don't make up lies like that normally:eyebrow: It was a one time thing!
April

[lipgirl]

:lol: Aprilsky, that is interesting. So, make it really really *interesting* when it is gonna be a first and the last time meeting. :D

[Woekan]

when i was 18 and it was queens day in the netherlands (Country Party day to celebrate the queen), i didnt got to a party in time so i went to a local party where i hardly knew anyone.. There where a few friends of mine and we were bored. there were alot of old people and we decided to get loaded (Hey, thats what you do at that age right? :) ) Anyway, there was a lady, i tought about 25 to 30, and she said to me "woaaah your big! How old are you!?" (im verry tall) i said "18, and you? :) " She said 40, i said "Well,,.. you look reasonable for your age!" and walked away.. Then i started dancing, and the woman walked to me and started dancing with me, after a while we danced reallll close and real sexy, and then her husband walked in, started yelling, they both walked away and ive never seen her again.. hehe

[Angeleyes]

Woekan that is very funny! :D

You're lucky the husband didn't hit you for flirting with his wife!

I like tall men. How tall are you?

Angeleyes :):angel:

[Woekan]

Why should the husband hit me.. For dancing with a woman that walked up to me? Anyway i hate violence, when someone hits me i always act like im knocked out so all the women around me give me attention :)
(i dont hit people back for reasons like this, but if he keeps hitting ill just use one of my super secret ninja techniques to put him on the ground within 5 seconds :) )

Anyway, i dont know how tall i am in inches, only in meters.. Im 2 meters tall

[Angeleyes]

cos you said "..........and then her husband walked in " (I assumed he didn't actually see her approach you).

In the UK some men .............if they walked in and caught their wife/gf dancing sexily with another guy would just automatically lash out and hit him assuming it was the "guy", who had initiated it.

Anyway - hmmmmm you're nice and tall then!
:)