The human race is doomed through stupidity.

[Aki Ross]

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

1. On Sears hairdryer: "Do not use while sleeping".

2. On a bag of Fritos: "You could be winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside".

3. On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."

4. On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestions: Defrost."

5. On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of box): "Do not turn upside down."

6. On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating."

7. On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body."

8.On Boot's Children's Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."

9. On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness".

10. On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only."

11. On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use."

12. On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: Contains nuts."

13. On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: open packet, eat nuts."

14. On a child's Superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."

[amancalledhawk]

Albert Einstein said, "only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
Hawk