Does your *(%#!!) have a name?

[HOT FAERIE]

Just out of curiousity .... tell me (guys and girls) The nicknames that your uh ........south of the border part has had or has and the stories behind them.

[insecurity]

I just usually call it, 'him' or 'it'.

My ex used to call it 'hers' ;) or the 'dolphin', because it has a pronounced curve which 'apparently' hits all the right spots. 'Supposedly' it is better than any straight one because of this but hey ladies you are more than welcome to try it out for yourselves :devil: ;)

[HOT FAERIE]

MMMMMMMMMM....She is right, a curve makes all it SO much better! dolphin is cute , very creative!!

My current lover has one like that. I call "it" my pet, because it's always wanting my attention . I love playing with it , and it's always hungry! ;) I'm just glad it doesn't play dead!
Nope won't teach my pet that trick !

Okay, where exactly is the top of the world , again! just give me a couple of days to get there :devil:

[hueffmea]

That's a good question. I understand that it's very common to name "those parts south of the border", but that's one think my wife and I have never done. On the other hand while we were still in college. We had a special meaning for, "Where do you want to go." "Nowhere"
That meant that we should head down to this spot we knew of by the lake.

[dewshine]

hhhhmmmm...I've heard a few in my day,

Johnson
Willie
love muscle (lol)

with my bf I call it "mine" or "him" (because he has a mind of his own!)......


Here's a saying my mom told me about that part....unzip a man's pants and his brains fall out!

ok and now for my disclaimer: This is just for fun guys, so don't get offended. I neither confirm or deny my belief in the validity of said statement.

[hueffmea]

I can't seem to find it now but when I was in college there was a study brought up in my human sexual behavior class that stimulated me and then asked them questions right after it.
The males would watch something like 30 seconds of porn and then an unrelated question would follow.
The response time was amazingly slower. The belief was that the destabilization of the circulator system pumping blood into the penis was taking much needed oxygen from the brain, the study went on to say that once the penis was fully erect and stable pressure was established again the cognitive functions appeared to get back to normal.

[insecurity]

Originally posted by HOT FAERIE

just give me a couple of days to get there :devil:

It will be hard, but I will wait till you get here. hahaha

[HOT FAERIE]

I'm counting on it to be hard!!!! :nod: :devil: I'll even remember
to bring" the ashtray " and PLENTY of smokes!!!!!

Thanks for waiting :heart:
:teleport:

[badboykilla]

Originally posted by HOT FAERIE
MMMMMMMMMM....She is right, a curve makes all it SO much better! dolphin is cute , very creative!!

My current lover has one like that. I call "it" my pet, because it's always wanting my attention . I love playing with it , and it's always hungry! ;) I'm just glad it doesn't play dead!
Nope won't teach my pet that trick !

Okay, where exactly is the top of the world , again! just give me a couple of days to get there :devil:

OMG

youre just too freakin much!!

LOL

[badboykilla]

Originally posted by insecurity
I just usually call it, 'him' or 'it'.

My ex used to call it 'hers' ;) or the 'dolphin', because it has a pronounced curve which 'apparently' hits all the right spots. 'Supposedly' it is better than any straight one because of this but hey ladies you are more than welcome to try it out for yourselves :devil: ;)

Curved to the right or left??

[insecurity]

Originally posted by badboykilla


Curved to the right or left??

ummmmm...... when he is saluting ;) , he bends upwards & to the left (very much like a banana with the tip pointing upward & slightly to the left).


sorry I have taken so long to reply (haven't posted for a while, 03-15-2003 @ 09:41 am to be exact)

[badboykilla]

Mine does that 2!!!:(

Anyways mine is Junior.

[mjstokes85]

I can't seem to find it now but when I was in college there was a study brought up in my human sexual behavior class that stimulated me and then asked them questions right after it.
The males would watch something like 30 seconds of porn and then an unrelated question would follow.
The response time was amazingly slower. The belief was that the destabilization of the circulator system pumping blood into the penis was taking much needed oxygen from the brain, the study went on to say that once the penis was fully erect and stable pressure was established again the cognitive functions appeared to get back to normal.

Really? thats interesting, 30 seconds isnt that long really.

[Milkman Dan]

It looks like me, so it's named after me.

Milkman Dan Junior. :D

[tabbycat]

:o My ex-boyfriend called his the "medacine man"!
He always joked- Medacine Man,Medacine man, Make the hurt feel good, Make the hurt feel good! So lame. :eek:

[hjpt39]

..........

[PoopStarC]

I used to call my twat Trish, as in Trish the twat.

It's stupid, I know...but that was the point.. :xeye:

[nike69ws]

i dont have a name for mind .. but i do have a curve :eyebrow: