Fart!!!

[HopeLess20]

I was out on my date last night and right in the middel of it my date farted:eek: It was so sick and i didn't know what to think or say after that!!! When we were in the care together he did it again :eek2: I don't know what to do he asked for another and I gave him my number. He keeps calling but I never pick up bcuz I don't know what to tell him. I just can't say I don't want to go out anymore bcuz you fart! What do I tell him????

[SunGirl128]

Tell him that he's just not what you are looking for right now. Don't lie, but say that you just don't think it's going to work out like that.

[Apollo]

LOL

I can imagine his reaction if you tell him "I don't want to go out anymore bcuz you fart!". haha :)

[HopeLess20]

I know and I hate to lie to people and I have to, To him bcuz I can't say I don't wanna go bcuz you fart!!
:heart: Liz :heart:

[Tyler]

Did he treat it as nothing happened? Maybe it's bcos of some food he had eaten earlier on.

My advice to others. Next time if you are with your date and you accidentally fart, just say "Sorry, i farted." with a smile. This should be enough tomake the other party smile back and joke that it's nothing serious. In doing so, you turn something potentially embarrassing into something funny.

[Andrea]

The other day my mom farted in front of my boyfriend!!! :xeye: We never laughed soooo hard! Then she got mad because we were laughing at her and my little brother started calling her stinky ass-LOL

[sosekzee]

I was on the treadmill at my gym the other day and this girl running next to me let loose of a fart.I didn't laugh or anything I just tried to ignore it until it went away. Just thought I'd share that with you.

[Kaisharga]

I never did understand why farting is always such a big deal. Seriously people, we all fart. And if you don't, seek medical attention. Really. I agree that there should be some sort of 'excuse me' but DAMN!

How about you just tell the guy, if you see him again and he farts, if he doesn't say 'excuse me' then say 'you're excused.' That should put a big sign over your head that says 'please, if you're going to do that loudly in front of me, at least be polite about it.'

Yes, i said if he doesn't say 'excuse me.' Let's make this clear, because i'm not a good writer.

Guy: *pfffffft*
Girl: ...
Guy: ...
Girl: *ahem* you're excused. Now let me get my gas mask. Or maybe scuba gear. Oh, and pump the air conditioning up and roll down the windows, while you wait for me to come right back.

You get the idea.

[LeBlueBoy]

Regardless of the "its natural, everyone does it" reply, there are just some biological functions that are acceptable during what may lead up to an intimate moment, and some that are downright offensive.

If a guy is with someone at a movie theater, and decides it's time to "tame the libido" right there and then--he would certainly be engaging in a natural function, and it would be something that a huge portion of the population does on a regular basis, but I doubt that would get a second date either.

GIRL: What in the hell are you doing?
GUY: First dates usually stress me out, so I'm trying to release some tension. If it bothers you, just ignore it...I'll be done in a minute. Can I borrow your scarf?

Puking, I guess, would be a grey area. I got food poisoning on a first date once and tried to handle it with as much grace as I could given the occasional fits of projectile vomiting. (Heres a helpful hint: If you feel like you're going to hurl, DO NOT take alka seltzer---the only thing that carbonation helps in that situation is in increasing your range. Pepto would be the safer bet) What seemed to smooth things over for me was mentioning that "I usually don't do this on a first date--I usually wait until much later in the relationship" and then excusing myself to get back to some serious dry heaving.

[Kaisharga]

Um. So you're moderately-okay with spewage, but farting, oh god no?

I think I can tell a little bit about your lifestyle! :drinky:

Seriously, though. I pose a question: What is a guy to do, when in an intimate situation: Fart, and just try to make it quiet, or visibly struggle trying to keep it in, on the off chance that you can, and only delay the inevitable?

Passing gas is a fact of life, and it's not something that most people can make themselves do--it's just something that happens. You can't really plan for it to happen at a certain time--it WILL happen when you're getting intimate, sometime.

Of course, it's been said that if you kiss them and they fart, but you can come back and kiss them again later, they're a keeper.

--Kaisharga :flippy:

[Angeleyes]

I’m assuming this is a “first” date then sorry my feelings are that its not particularly a good way to impress a girl to go out with you on a “second” date. I think it would certainly put me off.

Yes, I know everyone farts, but there’s a time and a place for such things and a first date just isn’t one of them.

If it way just an accident (which I’m presuming it was) then fair enough, but it is kinda ill-mannered not to say “excuse me” or “sorry”.

However, for what its worth - there is a well know English saying – “where every you may be, let your wind go free”. :lol:

[Kaisharga]

Bam. That's it, right there. Nail-on-head-hitting complete.

--Kaisharga

[Pandora1980]

Who knows what he was thinking... I personally do anything I can to hold it in until I get home, until I've been dating the guy for a while but for some retarded reason it's different if a girl farts.

If you are going to turn him down for a second date- tell him "I don't want to go out with you again because you farted and didn't excuse yourself"

If I were him- since he's not getting another date- I'd want to know why?

What's the point in lying? you're not going to see him again, you don't have to go out with him again and he'll know why he didn't get a second date so he doesn't make that mistake again- you'd be turning him down, but doing him a favor at the same time.

The other thing- if you actually liked the guy- I'd forget it, go out on a second date and next time he farts- tell him it was the best fart you ever heard/smelled, but even a great fart needs to be followed by "excuse me".
It would be confronting him in a relaxed, non-bitchy, joking manner and would make him feel more at ease like you're ok as long as he's polite about it (but it doesn't seem he was embarrassed).

[iain]

on my first dates i like to fart and make my woman sniff it,by holding her down there!! funny that thay never come back, anyway kangeroos fart,so let it be,let it be,turn it in to a joke,say out load you smelly b******d,he/she will get the point.plus you dont seem that keen on him as if this puts you off theres a lot more to come!!:eyebrow:

[Angeleyes]

That is sooooooo disgusting and grotesque. No wonder you’ve only got the Kanga’s for company.:eek2::p

[iain]

wana try it angel?:redhot:

[Kaisharga]

*gets a lighter*

--Kaisharga

[Angeleyes]

*Angeleyes get a gas-mask*:lol:

[Cleo]

My date and i were waiting for someone outside. he says: "Stay here, I'll be back" and moved ~5 meters away, then came back. ME:confused: then he said he had to fart, ME:" you don't have to share that w/me , it's OK" he said if he didn't tell me then i would have folowed him. I laughed so much at him, but not offencively ( he is silly sometimes)

[Angeleyes]

Iain take note: See above reply from Cleo......now this is what you’re supposed to do when you fart………..not stick your gf’s head in it.. :lol:

[Kaisharga]

Cleo--you've got a lot to be thankful for in that guy. Not many guys would be considerate yet goofy enough to pull off something like that. Here's to you and him :)

--Kaisharga

[iain]

ah but angeleyes,dont knock it till you have tryed it(or sniffed it):bouncy3:

[artifact]

If the guy is prepared to fart on his first date, what's he going to do on the second?

If he can't control simple bodily functions it doesn't bode well for his ability in other areas where a bit of self control might be of benefit!

If it happens again, smile sweetly and ask: more tea vicar? :bouncy3:

[Morpheus]

Kai made a good point. Not many guys would be considerate yet goofy enough to pull off something like that.

[Lost in Space]

Thats way too funny! :D