1010 ways to break up

[biddo007]

1. tell him/her that ya seeing some one else.
2.tell them that your moving away
3. tell them that u r whole relation ship was a prank
4. tell them ya their half siblin
5. tell them ya ratha nutty
6. make a rhyme about how stopid thier friends and family are
7. pretend ure aways on cloud 9
8. make yourself stare inthe air always when they are talkin
9. do not pay attention to them
10. always tell them how boring they are


if ya got more please i dont wanna know!!!;) ;) ;)

[Cleo]

I just laughed outloud about the 4th one: it's hilarious, so "soap-opera". the 4th would be funny, cause my bf is of other race :lol:

[Tyler]

Rodeo sex

Two guys are talking over a beer, discussing various sex positions. The first guy says his favorite position is the "rodeo".
The other guy asks what the rodeo position is, and how to do it?

The first guy says, "You tell your wife to get on the bed on all fours and then do it doggy style. Once things start to get underway and she's really enjoying it, lean forward and whisper in her ear - "Your sister likes this position too".....

Then try to hang on for 8 seconds."



Maybe you can give this method a try.

[insecurity]

hahahahahaha good one Tyler
I may have to try that one day:devil:

[opaque]

HEY!!! NOW!!! I have a sister. But then again how's your dad taste. =)

[insecurity]

why do you ask? Is your sister single??:D

[insecurity]

*checks breath* waves to Alium :wavey::eyebrow: :kiss2: :nod:

[allalone]

ive read your thread and i was loling for a while.. but then when i started thinkin again.. i realized that do some some...or actualy MOST of the stuff to my girl friend ... i always look at the sky when im talkin coz im laien most of the times :p... i hate her friends... i always complain about all the things happened 2 me 2 her ...!! daamit... i guess that i should pay MUCH MORE attintion 2 her... ;)... nice thread

[dewshine]

Well I'm not sure it's the end yet...but...

How about "I need some time, let's take a break"?

[insecurity]

memoriesssssssssss :bawling:

[dewshine]

Unfortunatly Insecurity, it's my reality... :bawling:

[Cleo]

Well, thank god, I am over my break-up.

One good way that would lead to a break-up is: use your new girlfriend's cell phone to call your current girfriend(idea is courtesy of my ex, haha). When I happened to call right back to that phone #, a female picked up, asked who I was, but never said anything. A week later she called me and all got figured out.

The sweet revenge, a lot of cussing on my side helped ease the pain. And I feel very satisfied now.:)

[idunno]

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1. tell him/her that ya seeing some one else.
2.tell them that your moving away
3. tell them that u r whole relation ship was a prank
4. tell them ya their half siblin
5. tell them ya ratha nutty
6. make a rhyme about how stopid thier friends and family are
7. pretend ure aways on cloud 9
8. make yourself stare inthe air always when they are talkin
9. do not pay attention to them
10. always tell them how boring they are
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Well hows this...
1. She told me she may see other people but i was still in the pic
2. She moved away to college
3. She said that it really wasnt a serious thing
7. She was always smilin and acted like a dog left home by itself for too long when she saw me
9. Now she doesnt talk to me at all